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• Our Partner for today 🤯

• New AI Business Idea #58 👨🏻‍💻

• Brand New ADHD Brain Fart Idea 😂

• Last Hot Topics for the week 🔥

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Our Partner today ⤵️

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💡 AI Business Idea #57

Healthy Lunch Decider 🥗🍔

Let’s be honest:

How many times this week did you promise yourself “Tomorrow I’ll eat clean”… and then inhale cheeseburgers like you’re training for the Food Olympics? 🥇🍔

The week usually plays out like this:

• Monday: “Fresh start, clean eating.” → Immediate pizza delivery.

• Tuesday: “Salad tomorrow to balance it out.” → Leftover pizza, cold.

• Wednesday: “No carbs, I swear.” → Pasta night with extra garlic bread.

• Thursday: “Friday doesn’t count, it’s basically the weekend.” → Burgers + beer.

By Sunday, your fridge is less meal-prep goals and more CSI crime scene of broken promises.

🤝 What It Does:

You log what you eat (or snap a pic) → AI guilt-trips you into balancing it out.

• “Yesterday was nachos and beer → today you’re on broccoli probation.”

• “That’s your third burger this week, chief. Grab a salad before your arteries unionize.”

• “Nice kale smoothie… balance it with tacos tonight. Fair’s fair.”

🔍 Core Features:

🥗 Meal Memory – Tracks what you’ve eaten, calls you out on patterns
📸 Snap & Shame – Take food pics, AI auto-detects the greasy truth
📊 Health Balance Meter – Visual graph: green (good), red (clogged arteries)
😂 Guilt Notifications – Passive-aggressive reminders like: “Pizza again? Bold move.”

🎯 Bonus Perks:

🏆 Cheat Day Credits – Earn extra cheat days by actually eating clean
👯 Accountability Buddies – Pair with friends → roast each other’s choices
🎤 Premium Voices – Gordon Ramsay screaming: “Another burger? You donut!”

💸 Monetization:

💵 $4.99/mo basic guilt-trips
🎁 $9.99/mo for celebrity roast packs
👀 Affiliate deals with meal-prep companies & healthy food brands

🔥 Why This Would Blow Up:

• Everyone knows what to eat → nobody knows how to stop lying to themselves

• Guilt works better than calorie counters

• Perfect TikTok content: “POV: my AI guilt-tripped me out of ordering McDonald’s for the 4th time this week”

This isn’t just an app…
It’s the foodie friend you didn’t ask for but desperately need. 🥗🍔

ADHD Brain Fart Idea 💡

Digital Doppelgänger 👯‍♂️

🤝 What It Does:

You’re tired. You don’t want to text. But you also don’t want to look like a ghosting jerk.
So → AI steps in.

• Replies in your exact tone

• Uses your slang, emojis, and inside jokes

• Keeps convos alive so nobody suspects you’re emotionally unavailable

Basically, it’s you… without the energy drain.

🔍 Core Features:

👯 Clone Mode – Trains on your past texts to mimic your vibe
😂 Auto-Banter – AI generates funny comebacks so you always look “on”
💬 Filter Control – Only escalates important convos to you (dates, money, emergencies)
📊 Relationship Stats – Shows who you’re “AI-chatting” with the most

🎯 Bonus Perks:

🏆 Social Battery Saver – Outsource your small talk, keep your real energy for real people
📱 Ghost Mode – AI sends polite excuses if you want to dip out of convos entirely
🎤 Premium Voices – Upgrade to have audio calls answered in your “clone voice”

💸 Monetization:

💵 $12/mo basic clone texting
🎁 $25/mo “Pro Doppelgänger Pack” → voice + dating app banter
👀 Partnerships with dating apps, productivity tools, even burnout recovery coaches

🔥 Why This Would Blow Up:

• Social exhaustion is universal → people pay for shortcuts

• Fun for memes (“my AI is texting my AI friend”) → viral gold

• Actually solves a real problem: existing when you don’t feel like existing

This isn’t just an app…
It’s the ultimate ghostwriter for your life. 👯‍♂️

🔥 Hot Topics Right Now

• Anthropic launches Claude for Chrome

• OpenAI adds new safeguards after teen suicide lawsuit

• Anthropic warns hackers are now weaponizing AI

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Kevin 👨🏻‍💻 & Felix 🌳